Earlier this week we reported on the sorry case of a young man whose inability to satisfy one of the most primal of human urges led him to horrific physical damage and likely a whole lot of time in the can.
Certainly, the one-handed incel Cole Carini won’t be getting it on with a member of the fairer sex anytime soon.
Yet, we are reminded by a new police campaign that having too much nookie can also land you in trouble. That is, if you indulge in the wrong location.
New York police this week announced they are stepping up their search for a mischievous couple who were spotted having sex in a Brooklyn subway station last month.
According to police, at 6 a.m. on May 17, the pair were seen on the A/C platform at the High Street-Brooklyn Bridge subway station engaging in sexual activity in public view. A video of the incident was later posted on social media on May 24.
The first suspect is described as a female with a dark complexion, a medium build and short black hair. She was last seen wearing a black leather jacket, black jeans, black boots and a black bandana.
The mugshot posted by the NYPD appears to show her in an especially blissful moment.
The second suspect is described as a man with a dark complexion and a medium build. He was last seen wearing a black hooded sweatshirt, black pants and a black baseball cap.
Compared to his female companion, the man looks to be in a more “relaxed” frame of mind during the act.
It was reported at the time that the couple were taking advantage of a virtually deserted subway system amid the continuing pandemic.
Tim Minton, a spokesman for New York’s Municipal Transport Authority said then that his organisation took pride in the cleanliness of its stations — but still discouraged people from getting down on the underground.
“We are proud the subways are as clean as they’ve ever been, but no need to try them out like these geniuses,” Minton said.
“Glad we announced our ultraviolet disinfecting pilot yesterday because we are going to need it on this platform,” he added shortly after the incident.