A Florida man who called for an ambulance last week due to breathing difficulties astounded paramedics when he proceeded to strip off and pleasure himself inside the emergency vehicle.
Terry Majors summoned first responders in St Petersburg on Thursday afternoon by dialing 911 to complain that he was suffering from shortness of breath.
But once inside the ambulance, the 30-year-old allegedly took his clothes off and started to masturbate, according to a criminal complaint obtained by The Smoking Gun.
Majors pulled his condom-covered penis from his pants and “began masterbating [sic] in the back of the ambulance while looking at EMTs that were trying to treat him,” the complaint alleges.
The perked-up patient also “asked for an ice pack,” which he then folded and used as a self-gratification aid en route to the hospital, according to the police document.
Majors was arrested and booked into the Pinellas County Jail on a charge of indecent exposure, a misdemeanor.
(The Smoking Gun)
He was released on Friday morning on his own recognizance, The Smoking Gun reported.
His remarkable recovery powers aside, Majors is making an unhealthy habit out of brushes with the law.
Online records show he had only recently finished serving a one-year jail sentence on felony drug charges – to go with a prior prison term for burglary.