In what might be the most bizarre Vegas story since Elvis decided to become a minister, a Sin City hotel guest claims he lost his mojo thanks to a scorpion with a serious vendetta against his family jewels.
Michael Farchi, a 62-year-old from Agora Hills, CA, had the ultimate holiday surprise last December when he checked into The Venetian and got checked out by an uninvited, venomous guest. The scorpion allegedly crawled into bed with him and decided to make itself at home… by sinking its stinger into his nether regions. Farchi described the sensation as being stabbed with “sharp glass or a knife,” but we can only imagine the real pain came when he realized what was hanging from his underwear: a scorpion with a taste for the tender bits.
But the sting didn’t just hurt his pride—it’s allegedly wrecked his sex life, too. Farchi claims the incident has left him with PTSD, emotional trauma, and a very frustrated wife who, according to the lawsuit, is less than thrilled about their bedroom’s new scorpion-proof status.
Not one to let a scorpion mess with his manhood, Farchi is suing The Venetian, aiming to sting them right where it hurts most—their wallet. According to his lawyer, Brian Virag, the luxury resort has some explaining to do, since Farchi’s lawsuit claims they knew about a scorpion infestation but apparently didn’t think to mention it in the welcome packet. “Hey, we’ve got free Wi-Fi, complimentary cocktails, and a side of poisonous critters—enjoy your stay!”
The scorpion saga began on December 26th, when Farchi woke up in agony, only to find the little monster clinging to his underwear. It was the kind of morning surprise no one wants, and when he went to hotel staff for help, they allegedly did the worst thing possible—mocked him. That’s right, instead of offering sympathy (or a scorpion-free room), they allegedly laughed it off, proving that customer service truly has no sting.
(Michael Farchi)
Farchi was treated at Summerlin Hospital and UCLA Medical Center, where doctors confirmed that his injuries were no joke. Along with the physical damage, the sting reportedly left him with erectile dysfunction—a buzzkill for both Farchi and his wife, who are now seeking compensation for their troubles.
Farchi’s lawsuit claims the hotel “owed a duty of care” to provide a room free from scorpions and similar unwanted guests, which seems like a reasonable expectation when you’re paying for luxury and not a live-action horror show.
As the case heads to court, Farchi hopes a jury will side with him and his family, awarding damages for pain, suffering, mental distress, and the undeniable loss of enjoyment that comes with a scorpion-stung love life. The Venetian, meanwhile, has yet to comment—probably because they’re too busy checking under the sheets.
So, folks, if you’re planning a trip to Vegas anytime soon, here’s a hot tip: What happens in Vegas might follow you home… and sting you where it counts.