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Customer finds naked woman masturbating in used car for sale

Suspect Alexis King faces charges over auto pleasure session at Florida dealership.

A customer shopping for a used car at a Florida dealership last week was stunned to find a set of wheels that came with an unexpected extra – a naked woman pleasuring herself on the back seat.

Cops were called Wednesday afternoon to Bob Tyler Toyota in Pensacola after a potential buyer “complained to a sales associate about a naked woman in the back seat” of a 2010 Jeep Wrangler parked on the sales lot, according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

The dealership manager told officers that he opened the Jeep’s door to investigate and saw a woman “naked, with her legs spread wide open.”

A receptionist also described observing the suspect “pulling at her vagina,” the document states.

After the woman – later identified as 37-year-old Alexis King – got out of the vehicle, staff spotted damage to its interior, including a “period stain” on the back seat and a broken radio.

Another witness told cops that the car now smelled “so horrible” that it “went straight to detailing.”

King was arrested and charged with burglary, criminal mischief, indecent exposure, and providing police with a false name.

She was being held in the Escambia County jail on $7000 bond.

Should the now storied vehicle interest Crazy America readers, it is still available, according to the dealership’s website. Get in quick, though – with fragrant upholstery, a mere 84,000 miles on the clock and a bargain basement price of $23,116, it won’t last long.

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