Michigan’s Kevin Wayne VanLuven back in court after infamously misusing a Tickle Me Elmo doll on the job.
Kevin Wayne VanLuven is back, and not in a good way. The Michigan home inspector who horrified the world with his Tickle Me Elmo antics has once again found himself on the wrong side of the law, this time for violating probation.
For those fortunate enough to have forgotten, VanLuven’s claim to infamy began in March 2021, when 26-year-old Jaida Dodson hired him to inspect her Oxford Township home before selling it. While she and her family were away, VanLuven had the house to himself—or so he thought.
A nanny cam in the nursery alerted Dodson to movement, and she opened the app on her phone, expecting to see a professional hard at work. Instead, she was met with a sight so grotesque that she could barely process it. “I just went blank,” she told WDIV in 2021. “My husband kept asking what was wrong, and I couldn’t even articulate it.”
The camera captured VanLuven doing the unthinkable. After touching himself, he picked up her two-year-old son’s Tickle Me Elmo doll and used it to further his disturbing act. The camera even recorded the doll’s prerecorded laugh during the ordeal, as if the entire event wasn’t nightmarish enough. When he was done, VanLuven zipped up his pants, placed the doll back in its original spot, and briefly made eye contact with the camera before resuming the inspection as though nothing had happened.
Dodson’s horror was matched only by her fury. “What if he had an STD and our son played with that?” she told WDIV. “We have a toddler and a newborn. There’s nothing worse than someone you trust doing something like that in your child’s bedroom.”
Dodson immediately called 911 and handed over the footage to authorities. When confronted by police, VanLuven initially denied the allegations, claiming he’d only moved the doll to inspect an electrical outlet. But when officers informed him of the camera footage, he folded, apologizing and admitting to the vile act.
Charged with aggravated indecent exposure and malicious destruction of property under $200, VanLuven faced a potential two-year prison sentence for the exposure charge. However, in October 2022, following a one-day trial, he was sentenced to just 19 days in jail and 18 months of probation, . He was also required to undergo mental health treatment until his therapist deemed him fit.
The jury spared him on the destruction-of-property charge, as no DNA evidence was found on the Elmo doll—a legal technicality that doesn’t erase the mental scarring left behind.
During sentencing, VanLuven delivered a statement that fell somewhere between obligatory and excruciatingly uncomfortable. “To the family, it’s difficult to express how sincerely sorry I am for the trauma and violation… and disgust they have felt,” he said. “Not a day passes that I don’t feel remorse and regret for my criminal activity on that day.”
Sheriff Michael Bouchard wasn’t impressed. “Just when I think I’ve seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions,” he said at the time, using the case as a grim reminder to vet anyone entering your home.
Dodson and her family have since sold the house—because who wouldn’t?—but VanLuven’s conditions of probation followed him like a scarlet letter. He was forbidden from being alone in residential properties he didn’t own and was required to continue therapy.
Now, just two years later, VanLuven has violated his probation, according to the Daily Mail. The exact details remain unclear, but his history doesn’t inspire much confidence.
Let VanLuven’s story serve as a surreal yet sobering reminder: always vet the professionals you hire, keep an eye on your nanny cams, and for the love of Elmo, lock up your plush toys.