Shop owner makes face masks from Burmese python skin
Florida innovator designs impactful coronavirus protection with facial coverings crafted from the state’s invasive snake species.
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Two 91-year-olds get hitched on the beach in the midst of the pandemic
Nonagenarians hold Easter Day wedding service to “legalize” their relationship in uncertain times.
Italian-hating pizza scammer now a wanted man in two states
New Jersey man called dozens of pizzerias to order food for the police but never turned up to pay or to pick up the food.
Woman loses custody of daughter because she is a doctor fighting pandemic
Judge takes four-year old girl from mom, saying decision is all about COVID-19.
Blue bunny busted for delivering 400 porn-stuffed Easter eggs
Florida woman admits leaving plastic eggs filled with obscene images in mailboxes, says the church should give to the needy.
Lunatic sprays business premises with bottle labeled “COVID-19”
Florida man arrested in joint operation with local cops and FBI terror unit on suspicion of intentional contamination.
Serial ATM robbers busted after getting no buck for their bang
Criminal duo who blew up several cash machines in Florida finally arrested as latest Georgia withdrawal doesn’t go to plan.
Man “thanks” good Samaritan for overnight stay by assaulting him and peeing all over his room
Young Florida drunk given place to sleep by “friend of a friend” shows gratitude by attacking host and dousing his home in urine.
Toilet paper thief falls foul of the cops
Florida man arrested after helping himself to single roll of bath tissue from neighbor’s truck.
Father and son miraculously survive plane crash “without a scratch”
Small aircraft smashes into a tree just short of landing strip but pilot and passenger somehow walk away unhurt.
Hospital patient sets his bed on fire to get nurse’s attention
Impatient Florida man sets his hospital bed ablaze because he felt staff were ignoring him.