KKK-hooded grocery shopper to face no charges
San Diego Sherriff’s Department determines that wearing the offensive garb was “protected free speech”.
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Half-naked man secretly guzzles cargo of speeding wine tanker
California crackpot arrested after climbing back of wine-hauling truck in just his underwear, before quaffing from valve as the vehicle raced along the highway.
Man goes grocery shopping wearing KKK hood
California shopper sparks outrage by putting on attire of reviled organization.
City official quits after throwing cat and drinking beer during public video meeting
California planning commissioner’s resignation pre-empts likely removal following criticism of indecorous conduct at online discussion session.
Police solve 1963 murder of Colorado girl scout
Investigators identify suspect in 56-year-old case, the world’s oldest to be cracked using genetic genealogy.
Woman arrested for licking $1,800 worth of groceries
Store calls police after California crackpot contaminates entire shopping cart.
Dog leads cops on crazy car chase while owner teaches him to drive
Washington state troopers spot pit bull at the wheel during wild pursuit. Man claims during arrest he was giving pooch a driving lesson.
Bear breaks quarantine rules, goes on early morning stroll around deserted streets
Wild animal wanders around residential neighborhood near LA but finds everyone staying indoors.
Club owner launches “Boober Eats” to offer crisis food delivery with a difference
Oregon entrepreneur gives Uber Eats a run for its money with new service that sends strippers to bring you your meal.
Woman attacks husband and children, blames coronavirus
Drunk Utah mom throttles partner and kicks sons, then says she was “upset” over school closures caused by the pandemic.
Man threatens to bomb hospital for refusing coronavirus test
Utah loon hauled in by cops on terrorist charge after saying he’ll blow up medical facility.