Toilet paper thief falls foul of the cops
Florida man arrested after helping himself to single roll of bath tissue from neighbor’s truck.
BURGLARY
Burglar busted after unmasking himself on the job to eat ice cream
Prudence deserts Delaware crook as penchant for the sweet stuff leads to arrest.
Ex-sheriff’s deputy out on bond for burglary caught breaking into another home
Former Wisconsin corrections officer who scanned obituaries for empty homes to rob is busted again mid-trial after forcing her way into property and stealing hydrocodone pills.
Man caught red-handed breaking into uncle’s house tries to bribe cops with heroin
Minnesota moron tries to rob his own uncle before getting caught and trying to offer cops some of his drugs in exchange for letting him go.