Woman sues for paternity test on goats
Florida livestock owner files lawsuit against neighbor to obtain father goat’s DNA after national goat association refused to register animals she bought.
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Woman calls 911 four times just to get a ride
Florida timewaster repeatedly dials emergency number for lift to a nearby city, officers oblige by taking her to jail.
Sausage, onion and iguana: Dead reptile discovered in pizza joint
Florida pizzeria forced to close temporarily after the deceased animal is found in one of its freezers during inspection.
Dummy dressed as cop found hanging from highway overpass
Police responding to suicide report discover mock-lynched mannequin in NYPD uniform and pig mask dangling above Florida interstate.
Man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack
Florida nutcase with picture of broad-bladed weapon inked below his eye allegedly swung real one in victim’s face.
Owner pulls dog from alligator’s jaws
Florida man vows to catch ferocious reptile after it almost ripped off his pooch’s leg.
Python hunter comes out on top in bloody battle with 17-footer
Florida snake stalker wounded but undeterred in titanic battle against the invasive species.
Man let 12-year-old drive Jeep at 85 mph to be “cool”
Florida popularity seeker arrested after allegedly allowing young girl to drive, encouraging her to speed, and buying her and her friend vape pens.
Man busted after exposing himself to female undercover cop and masturbating while driving
Florida perv who gave unwanted highway views to several women picks the wrong audience, tells police he gets hot and “airs it out.”
Florida Gators license plate leads cops to gator meat thief
Seafood store burglar easily netted thanks to distinctive vehicle registration plate and tattoos.
Woman arrested for letting young son stay in the room during video sex call with jailed boyfriend
Florida mom charged after prison review of partner’s “virtual visits” leads to discovery of explicit call footage showing child in the background.