“I have never had anal sex,” irate mom tells school board
Texas mom was outraged at graphic descriptions of anal intercourse in book recommended for middle schoolers.
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Woman shoots dead peeping Tom through her bedroom window
Texas perv got more than he bargained for after trying to spy on the woman undressing at home.
Dad shoots “peeping Tom” caught masturbating by daughter’s bedroom window
Texas father wounds suspected creep while trying to detain him for al fresco self-love session.
“Plantjackers” terrorize Texas community
Residents in Houston Heights are battling a wave of green-fingered thieves.
Driver asks cop to hold his open beer during traffic stop
Motorist in Texas needed assistance with his beverage after being pulled over.
Mom shoots 5-year-old son while aiming at neighbor’s loose dog
Houston woman charged after bullet fired at escaped puppy during family bike ride ricochets, injuring her little boy
Woman woken by blood of dead neighbor dripping on her from apartment above
Traumatized Texas resident thought water was seeping through her bedroom ceiling until turning on the light to find something far worse.
Two Texas deputies killed in shootout after responding to dog complaint
Suspect Jeffrey Nicholas reportedly fled and barricaded himself in his home after officers tried to question him about his “vicious” dogs.
Bengal tiger missing after cops nab Texas owner
Murder suspect Victor Hugo Cuevas fled with the big cat after it was filmed on the loose in a Houston neighborhood.
Texas man shoots dead wrong person in revenge killing for brother’s murder
Norman Collier IV allegedly targeted victim at ceremony for slain sibling after social media posts falsely linked him to the original crime.
Texas woman left blind after getting her eyeballs tattooed
Body art addict Sarah Sabbath says she has “no regrets” following botched procedure to dye the whites of her eyes purple.