Sex shop thief walks off with 3-foot dildo
Man caught on video brazenly exiting Las Vegas adult boutique with giant-sized sex toy worth $1,200.
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Speedy Gonzales caught after months on the run
Georgia man who shares name with the fleet-footed cartoon mouse is finally arrested for fraud offences dating back to January.
Toilet paper thief falls foul of the cops
Florida man arrested after helping himself to single roll of bath tissue from neighbor’s truck.
Arizona man celebrates his sobriety by getting drunk and stealing motorcycle
Wannabe teetotaller raises several glasses to four months without booze, then tries to make off with Kawasaki bike from dealership showroom.
Thief living in grocery store ceiling confounds cops
Washington man squatting for weeks above supermarket he also loots continues to evade capture after 5 attempts.