Woman sues for paternity test on goats
Florida livestock owner files lawsuit against neighbor to obtain father goat’s DNA after national goat association refused to register animals she bought.
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Woman calls 911 four times just to get a ride
Florida timewaster repeatedly dials emergency number for lift to a nearby city, officers oblige by taking her to jail.
Sausage, onion and iguana: Dead reptile discovered in pizza joint
Florida pizzeria forced to close temporarily after the deceased animal is found in one of its freezers during inspection.
Man without a mask fights his way into a Walmart
Florida shopper barges inside store despite protests of workers and fellow shoppers, eventually leaves.
Dummy dressed as cop found hanging from highway overpass
Police responding to suicide report discover mock-lynched mannequin in NYPD uniform and pig mask dangling above Florida interstate.
Man with machete face tattoo accused of machete attack
Florida nutcase with picture of broad-bladed weapon inked below his eye allegedly swung real one in victim’s face.
Burning cross found at home of Black Lives Matter activist
Police, FBI investigate Klan symbol found at Black Lives Matter protester’s home.
Cops capture 65-pound turtle in Virginia suburb
The wild alligator snapping turtle, a species normally inhabiting warmer climes, will be rehomed in a zoo.
Couple charged over sex with their dog
Kentucky man and woman become the first in the state to be indicted under a new law against bestiality.
Gunman wounds 8 after being denied entry to Texas bar
The man, part of a group turned away by a bouncer in San Antonio for being drunk, claimed to be a UFC fighter before grabbing a rifle from his car and opening fire on the crowd.
Owner pulls dog from alligator’s jaws
Florida man vows to catch ferocious reptile after it almost ripped off his pooch’s leg.