Two 91-year-olds get hitched on the beach in the midst of the pandemic
Nonagenarians hold Easter Day wedding service to “legalize” their relationship in uncertain times.
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Cops find newborn alive and well after woman gives birth during car crash
Pregnant Georgia woman delivers own baby as vehicle taking her to hospital skids off highway. Infant goes missing in the carnage but officers rescue her from beneath car seat.
Stark naked woman walks into airport, tries to book flight
Completely nude traveler refuses to leave New Orleans airport after being told she couldn’t fly, gets arrested.
Woman loses custody of daughter because she is a doctor fighting pandemic
Judge takes four-year old girl from mom, saying decision is all about COVID-19.
Blue bunny busted for delivering 400 porn-stuffed Easter eggs
Florida woman admits leaving plastic eggs filled with obscene images in mailboxes, says the church should give to the needy.
Dog foils armed robbery, saves owner’s life
North Carolina man’s 12-year-old canine companion shot four times chasing away attacker, but is expected to survive.
Lunatic sprays business premises with bottle labeled “COVID-19”
Florida man arrested in joint operation with local cops and FBI terror unit on suspicion of intentional contamination.
Paroled prisoner murders woman 24 years after killing her mother
Arkansas killer convicted for 1996 homicide murders victim’s daughter a stone’s throw away from the original crime scene.
Serial ATM robbers busted after getting no buck for their bang
Criminal duo who blew up several cash machines in Florida finally arrested as latest Georgia withdrawal doesn’t go to plan.
Realtor enlists Darth Vader and the Death Star to sell home
High end Houston property marketed to potential buyers in a “Star Wars” setting.
Man shot dead inside ambulance by “friend”
34-year-old receiving treatment in North Carolina emergency vehicle is gunned down by man he called out for to help.