Pastor with 8 DUIs charged with attempted murder for driving into deputies
Michigan preacher David Jones allegedly rammed his car into a police patrol vehicle while drunk after refusing to cooperate with officers.
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South Dakota man busted for breaking into bar to pour himself a beer
Cops find thirsty suspect drinking in Sioux Falls watering hole after responding to early morning burglary alarm.
Man shoots, drives truck into bar after being told to leave
Eduardo Morales plowed his Dodge Ram through the front of a Georgia watering hole after bouncers threw him out for being drunk.
“We were just making out!”: Homeless couple busted having sex in children’s playground
The Florida pair were found by cops engaging in intimate acts inside the kids’ crawling tunnel.
Drunk teen breaks into cop-filled Airbnb
Out-of-town deputies see the funny side after finding sozzled Milwaukee youngster passed out in their rental.
Squirrel gets tipsy off fermented pears in Minnesota backyard
Sozzled rodent caught in hilarious viral clip stumbling and almost falling over backwards after snacking on left-out fruit that had turned alcoholic.
Woman forces plane to land early after throwing up and stripping to her underwear
Drunk passenger took off her vomit-soaked pants, got into fight with staff, causing Texas-bound flight to divert to Alabama.
California man fights wildfire with pack of Bud Light
Homeowner forced to keep flames surrounding his property at bay with beer after water supply is turned off.
Gunman wounds 8 after being denied entry to Texas bar
The man, part of a group turned away by a bouncer in San Antonio for being drunk, claimed to be a UFC fighter before grabbing a rifle from his car and opening fire on the crowd.
Man sets fire to grandmother’s home, closes dogs in burning bedroom
Tennessee pyromaniac arrested after allegedly smashing up his grandmother’s place, setting her bed alight, and trapping pets in blazing room.
Bears burgle cabin for beer
Band of thirsty wild animals ransack Tennessee holiday rental in front of stunned vacationers, making off with coldies and candy.