South Dakota man busted for breaking into bar to pour himself a beer
Cops find thirsty suspect drinking in Sioux Falls watering hole after responding to early morning burglary alarm.
BURGLARY
Landlord busted for sneaking into tenant’s home to sniff her underwear
Connecticut property owner Jorge Orellana-Arias was allegedly caught on hidden cameras “bringing female garments to his nose.”
Lady burglar pulled 13 teeth out of victim’s mouth
Laurel Eich admitted to the unlawful extractions while under investigation for breaking into a dentist’s office.
Burglar steals dog from Manhattan apartment
Intruder is believed to have taken the pet from the Upper East Side residence while the owner was at work.
Man trying to rob weed store slams car into wrong shop
Oklahoma suspect John Lytle arrested after mistakenly crashing into business next door during alleged ram-raid.
Snack-loving burglar ID’d thanks to Cheetos stuck in her teeth
Oklahoma woman caught with tell-tale orange dust in her gnashers after allegedly leaving behind a bag of the cheesy bites during an attempted break-in.
Dad takes 8-year-old son on crime spree to “toughen him up”
Florida man accused of contributing to his son’s delinquency after taking the boy on a series of burglaries to build his resilience.
Suspect arrested in $1M theft from Las Vegas poker champion
Arizona woman who lived on and off with poker pro Antonio Esfandiari allegedly stole cash and chips to gamble in high-stakes poker games.
Bears burgle cabin for beer
Band of thirsty wild animals ransack Tennessee holiday rental in front of stunned vacationers, making off with coldies and candy.
Florida Gators license plate leads cops to gator meat thief
Seafood store burglar easily netted thanks to distinctive vehicle registration plate and tattoos.
“Gorilla” attempts burglary but flees at first sign of trouble
Tennessee man in gorilla costume allegedly tried to steal from property but ran away when confronted by homeowner.