Python hunter comes out on top in bloody battle with 17-footer
Florida snake stalker wounded but undeterred in titanic battle against the invasive species.
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Man let 12-year-old drive Jeep at 85 mph to be “cool”
Florida popularity seeker arrested after allegedly allowing young girl to drive, encouraging her to speed, and buying her and her friend vape pens.
Man accidentally blows off his own hand with homemade bomb
Frustrated Virginia “incel” who fantasized about attack on “hot cheerleaders” accused of lying to feds after claiming injuries came from a lawnmower mishap.
Man finds $850K worth of cocaine in car he bought at auction
Honest Texas buyer alerts cops after discovering large drug stash in vehicle’s secret compartment.
Employee faked COVID-19 diagnosis to get out of work, causing company $100,000 loss
Georgia malingerer faces federal charges for allegedly submitting bogus medical records claiming he had the virus, forcing Atlanta firm to quarantine staff and shut for cleaning.
Man sets fire to grandmother’s home, closes dogs in burning bedroom
Tennessee pyromaniac arrested after allegedly smashing up his grandmother’s place, setting her bed alight, and trapping pets in blazing room.
Man gouges out his neighbor’s eyes over loud rooster
West Virginia maniac was so annoyed by morning alarm call he brutally killed both the animal and its elderly owner.
Family finds $1M in the road during afternoon drive
Virginia couple notify authorities after chancing upon cash-stuffed sacks strewn across street while on an outing in the car with their children.
Man caught having sex with woman’s corpse charged with rape and murder
Macabre incident outside Georgia homeless shelter turns into homicide investigation after cops make initial arrest for necrophilia.
Watermelon-wearing shoplifters nabbed by cops
Arrest made after thieves with hollowed-out watermelons over their heads steal from Virginia convenience store.
Man busted after exposing himself to female undercover cop and masturbating while driving
Florida perv who gave unwanted highway views to several women picks the wrong audience, tells police he gets hot and “airs it out.”