Shopper busted for taking cheeky dip in store aquarium
Opportunistic Louisiana man charged with criminal damage after swimming fully clothed in giant fish tank at outdoor recreation store.
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Woman calls 911 four times just to get a ride
Florida timewaster repeatedly dials emergency number for lift to a nearby city, officers oblige by taking her to jail.
Man charged with attempted murder after wild road rage incident
Delaware psycho allegedly tried to run over and then shoot motorist who confronted him over his reckless driving.
Man caught eating his own grandmother
Crazed California cannibal arrested after police find him tucking into the bloody body of his 90-year-old grandma. Cop says it’s “the worst thing I’ve ever seen.“
Man busted after exposing himself to female undercover cop and masturbating while driving
Florida perv who gave unwanted highway views to several women picks the wrong audience, tells police he gets hot and “airs it out.”
Son puts mom in hospital on Mother’s Day
Indiana man arrested after allegedly subjecting 62-year-old mother to prolonged severe beating.
Half-naked man secretly guzzles cargo of speeding wine tanker
California crackpot arrested after climbing back of wine-hauling truck in just his underwear, before quaffing from valve as the vehicle raced along the highway.
Woman arrested after dialing 911 to report her crotch on fire
Drunk Ohio prankster faces array of charges following false claim to emergency services that her privates were alight.
Speedy Gonzales caught after months on the run
Georgia man who shares name with the fleet-footed cartoon mouse is finally arrested for fraud offences dating back to January.
Pipe-wielding senior shopper arrested twice in three hours for refusing to wear mask
Elderly New Jersey man punches fellow customer and brandishes improvised weapon in convenience store after being told to cover up his face.
Serial flasher exposes full length of career to cops
Michigan perv admits offering unsolicited views for decades, could face life in prison.