Arrestee gets one for the photo album
Alabama man caught with meth and heroin asks for his picture to be taken with arresting officers.
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West Virginia gives Nazi-saluting prison officers the (jack)boot
Governor confirms termination of all prison guard trainees who posed in Nazi salute photo.
Flying catfish slams into driver’s windshield
Bird drops large fish onto car windshield, smashing glass. Driver and passenger shaken but not hurt.
Man shoots barber over son’s haircut
Texas father on the run after firing three shots at barber while son watched.
Bank worker dips into the vault, gets nabbed flashing the cash
North Carolina employee of Wells Fargo accused of stealing $88,000 after parading his wads on social media.
Commissioner’s wife pours a cold soda on local reporter
Wife of a local county official in rural Georgia drenches journalist with sticky drink, now faces charges of battery and disorderly conduct.
Disney employee’s X-rated walk of shame
Security Guard at world famous kids theme park arrives butt naked for meeting with hooker, gets nabbed by cops.
Demented Texan teen carves name in girlfriend’s forehead
Texas Man batters girlfriend for hours then tries to etch his name on her head with a knife, just weeks after the couple met on Facebook.
Florida man lived for 15 years off dead mom’s social security, made $225k
“Serial Criminal” just kept collecting his deceased mother’s government checks until local officials finally rumbled him 15 years later! Faces 10 years in jail.
Masturbating Florida man attacks elderly passer-by who asked him to stop
Drunk masturbating in the parking lot of a Miami supermarket quit beating himself and instead turned his hands on an elderly man who had asked him to pack it in. He now faces a range of charges.